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1. A school that raises money to "buy new things" but just wastes ALL the money on turning the AC ALL THE WAY UP and then yelling at the kids for trying to keep warm with hoodies
2. The school is now run by the SAGE mafia
3. A knee-length skirt, tall people discrimination cUlt
4. The freshman class always either looks 12 years old or 17, there is absolutely no in between
1. "I heard you, 17-year-old boys, saying crap in the hallway and I find that very disrespectful, detention for all of you."
2. "what's for lunch today?"
"Some form of chicken or pork covered in some sauce, some bougie-ass rice, and vegetables that are either so soft that it's legit mush oR really hard to the point of breaking your teeth."
3. "Is Columbus Academy fixing the wifi?"
"No, they are building a full balcony for the auditorium that no one asked for."
"well, SHIT."
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When you take your dog out at 3am for a quick pee and it turns into a full on exploration of every leaf, twig and piece of trash in the neighborhood.
I tried to take the dog out for a quick piss and he went all Snifftopher Columbus on me.
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A nice medium sized city near Alabama far enough away from Atlanta to be nice. Home of Aflac, TSYS, Char-Broil Grills, the State Theatre of Georgia, Ft. Benning and the National Infantry Museum. Northern most navigable stop on the Chattahoochee River. Contains some really ugly architecture such as the TSYS headquarters and the government center. Citizens are mostly middle-class workers whose children play baseball take piano lessons.
People from Atlanta know it as "that place where we stop to get some Chick-Fil-A on the way to our beach condo", also "oh, is that a suburb?"
Noted as being significantly better than its Alabama brother to the west, Phenix City.
Also noted for not being near any other city.
-Where are you from?
-Columbus, Georgia.
-Oh yeah! Thats that place with the giant cow outside the Best Buy!
-Yeah! We have great barbeque too!
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A small indiana town known to have great diversity but oddly very conservative in its own unique way. Columbus has a terrible housing problem even though it has very large factories. Columbus is Vice President Pence and Tony Stewarts Hometown. Most Columbus kids spend their evenings doing idiotic things at Wal-Mart. Most adults in Columbus are either working at Cummins, NTN Driveshaft, or other Factories. Columbus is also known for an abundance of teenagers chilling at a park in the middle of Columbus at late hours of the night.
“Hey, Brayten moved to Columbus, Indiana”
“No way, does that mean he’s gonna hang out at lincoln all night?”
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A popular modern Portuguese explorer who has discovered a lot of small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Armenia, Azerbaijan, etc and brought them into limelight.
Cristiano Columbus is the greatest explorer ever.
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Columbus Park is a park located at the edge of New York City's chinatown. It consists of six basketball courts, a kiddy playground, and a grass field used for either football or soccer.
Old courts (has three courts) are the courts that were built from the start. Those who are more skilled in basketball tend to play here opposed to the new courts which is usually filled with basketball players who are not familiar with Columbus Park.
Columbus Park also has a section filled with picnic tables, but instead of picnics, it is cluttered with senior citizens playing chinese chess on a daily basis. In this area, you can smell cigarettes and old people.
Across the street from Columbus Park is the popular delicattesan, "Sam's". This deli is very popular because it is right across from the Old Courts and especially during the summer, the players tend to buy their drinks from this deli. The deli consists of five tables and chairs that accompany them. Sam's has a large variety of drinks and sandwiches.
Basketball Player 1: Alright, we're finally at Columbus Park. So where do we play ball?
Basketball Player 2: What about these courts? They look nice!
Basketball Player 1: Sure, why not? They sure as hell look better than those old courts down there!
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Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.
My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.
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