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A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.
Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast strategy example:
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
1) The act of receiving inadequate cable service which you pay way too much for.
2) The reason why your internet modem must be manually restarted at least 5 times a week.
I can't wait until Fios comes around, I'm sick and tired of the Comcast Effect!
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When you move your remote-handling arm around in an effort to find somewhere that your Comcast box will receive a signal from your remote from.
The Comcast dance that Michael did at his party was only entertaining for the first 10 minutes.
Like Netflix and chill, except the sex is non-consentual.
That skeevy dude was trying to get her to go back to his place for Comcast and chill.
A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.
I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!
An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )
"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"
"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"
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When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.
Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good
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