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The ultimate example of human stupidity
n00b112: omg ure a fucktard: Chimpanzee: Geez, maybe they didn't evolve from us after all, going by youtube comments
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hello people from youtube whomst'dve were as bored as i am
wow, you watch comment awards too?
yes. i too am not ever seen bobs
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The comments that are found at the bottom of every article written by Yahoo Staff. In this section, you would expect to see feedback RELEVANT to the article that was intelligent and constructive. But like any comments section on any website these days, it is polluted by the usual suspects:
1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.
2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea
3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).
4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.
5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
Some typical examples of Yahoo Comments:
1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.
2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.
3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.
4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!
5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
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Where Cowbelly steals memes and puts them on YouTube.
Carl* makes funny meme
Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
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a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-
1.tapping their ass
2.a picture of boobs
3.or other explicit images
soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.
stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?
dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson
Whenever someone comments something stupid on your potentially fantastic facebook status which prevents it from getting any likes whatsoever.
Me: I just figured out how to divide by zero, I've cured cancer, and I was able to FC Through the fire and flames on GH3 on expert mode!
Grandma: I love you, sweetie! How are things going in high school?
Me thinking to myself: ...Comment-bomb...
to have said something good, agreeable, honest, respectable.
j says 'i think its time to roll one'
g says 'fair comment'