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A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt
Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!
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Someone who is compulsively obsessed with Omegle or any other random video chatting website. They usually spend most of their time on it searching for celebrities like Justin Bieber.
Sally: OMG! I saw Justin Bieber on Omegle last night!
Jenni (to Paula): She definitely has a bad case of Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
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FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.
Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!
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O.C.G.D
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.
1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.
OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D
Person: What?
OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
Person: Yeah you're right he does
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Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.
Brook: omg like, hey.
Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?
Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.
Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.
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(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
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A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.
At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.
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Also known as CNTD, is when the affected person has no control over when or where they grab their nuts and give them a tug.
Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was tugging his nuts in the kitchen.