computer

A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.

My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!

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computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

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Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.

My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.

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computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

computer

A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.

Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers

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computer

Why the fuck do you need a definition of computer, it’s probably the thing your using right now! Damn boomer.

Grandpa: “What’s the definition of a computer?”
Billy: “Dear god! You don’t know what a computer is? It’s the damn thing in front of you, idiot.”
Grandpa: “ If I talked back to my grandpa like that, I would be 6 feet in a grave.”
Billy: “Ok, boomer.”

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computer

Code word for hot chick in the office.

Hey Morelli, you gotta go check out the new computer on the first floor.

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