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The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.
Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
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You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?
"yes"
"OH BOY!".
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when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"
The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!
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A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.
Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin
When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift
Baby come here and get colton’s conch stirred. You know
(Roh-ss-kahn-chuh) A female canine's vagina
"Your breath smells like a 15 year old Roas-conch!"
The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.
"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."