Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.

Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."

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Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

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conch shell boost

when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"

The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!

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conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

Hot Conch

Conch that is very hot and juicy.

Yo check out that hot conch!

Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.

It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!

Conche

Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.

Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.

Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?

Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.

Captain: Makes sense to me....