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A term invented by Harry Brewis, more commonly known as HBomberGuy on YouTube, is a term used to define how games teach their players how to play them beyond basic mechanics and button tutorials. Prime examples of play conditioning would be Bloodborne's use of the rally system, combos and lack of shields to draw players into an aggressive mindset, or how Devil May Cry's style system makes players want to experiment with the mechanics to get better scores.
"What did you think of Breath of The Wild?"
"Eh. The play conditioning felt really heavy-handed..."
the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.
some kind of race condition
Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut
he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut
The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg
Toes the Condition
The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".
"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."
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The Nick Condition thankfully rarely seen disease, with several common and a few not so common symptoms. It's created from a bacterial organism, known as a Tadiumvir (often called the Nick Bug) It is carried through sperm, and grows in the childs brain. Early childhood symptoms include misfitism and hate from the other children.
As the subject approaches puberty, the Nick Bug is fully grown, and begins to secret feces onto the brain. This confuses and poisons the brain, leaving the many symptoms listed in full here:
-Lack of Common Sense
-Lonliness
-Denial of Lonliness
-Homosexuality
-Denial of Homosexuality
-Constant itching of the penis, testicles, gooch and asscrack
-Delightful sensations from anal penetration
-Acne
-Horribly thick and wiry hair
-Chronic fucked up haircut
-Mild hallucinations (for example, the subject making airplane sounds or believing he/she has friends)
-Lack of dress sense (large, bulky winter jackets, Dragonball Z shirts and gray sweat pants that are too tight are common)
-Interest in unbelievably childish things
-Chronic Masturbation
-Poor eyesight, requiring glasses
-Useless ears that not only prevent him from hearing you hate him, but also make his glasses fall off, requiring a rope or string attachment, often found on librarians and old bitches
-Several learning disorders including ADD, ADHD, Teretts, Fucktardation
-Denial of Fucktardedness
-Freakish height
-Lack of muscle or fat
-Weakness
-Vulnerability to beatings
-A lifetime supply of Virginity
Unfortunatly, The Nick Condition is uncurable as of April 17, 2007. And we don't really want a cure either. We'd be much happier having these freaks around to pick on.
Every school, every town, every place has a Nick. What happens when they grow up? The Nick Bug dies, and its absense drives the subject into a deep depression, fueled by lack of social skills and intelligence. They usually commit a quiet suicide or sink into obscurity. However, some react dangerously, and attempt to perform a killing spree at their high school. But with their stupidity (it never fully fades) they try to use water guns, and end up crying at their failage.
Me: Woah! Check that greasy fuckhead out!
You: Wow! He must have the Nick Condition!
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Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.
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1)Euthamism for a condom
2)A sleazy american politician
"I wonder if Bill Clinton used Gary Condit to bang Monica Lewinski"
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