condom

1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.

2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.

1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.

2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.

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condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.

Man, using a condom is like you fuck it and it fucks your girlfriend!

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condom

It's a rubber sheath that you wear over your penis whenever you have sex. To be used every time, no exceptions. Available at most drug stores and convenience stores, in a variety of sizes. If used right, it will prevent pregnancy. Something everyone would use if humanity were not the terminally retarded species it is.

The Pope doesn't want you to wear condoms. Isn't that rich? An elderly former Nazi who has never had sex wants to tell you how to have sex, and you are going to listen to him? Incredible, our species is doomed.

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condom

A balloon the shape of a penis

fun to poke people in the head with a condom

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condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis

Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.

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condom

a condom is a stretchy, and protective cover that is used on a penis, there are also condoms for females.these are used to keep semen from depositing into the vagina. and to prevent a pregenacy from happening.

a condom is made of latex, and is used to have safe sex

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condom

A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.

You did HER? Dude, that's not what I meant when I said you should use a condom.

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