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When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse
Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.
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When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers
cake
That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.
The act of ramming confetti down a girls shaft approximatively 4 inches, and the girl then proceeds to let a massive queef propel the confetti out of her snatch.
Dude that Thai Confetti launcher propelled that confetti a good 4 feet!
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When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.
1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.
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Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist
During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
When a few day old black or gray ink tattoo reaches the peeling stage, the flakes of colored skin left behind after sleeping, changing clothes, etc.
When Cis went to bed, she saw the emo confetti she'd left that morning and remembered to put lotion on her tattoo.
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I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.
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