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A Connie is any person that is your age that is not white and unconditionally cares for you. Usually of the opposite sex (but can certainly be any gender, religion, etc.) and often in a relationship with someone who doesn't deserve them. Connies are not won, they are earned. Everyone should have a Connie.
Ex. 1 - guy one: bro am I your Connie?
guy two: what's a Connie?
Ex. 2 - Jannet knew that Tim was her Connie.
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Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.
Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby
Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!
Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?
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Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.
Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"
The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.
Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.
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the cutest couple ever :) nick and conni balance each other out and always do romantic things together! She always makes him laugh and he does the same in return. A match made in heaven✨
Person 1: damn, did you see Conni and Nick today?
Person 2: yeah omg they’re so cute together!
Person 3: I know, I’m so jealous
An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet.
I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure.
connie lee is rad, well versed in how to be connie lee, clever and self sufficient.
if you happen to chance upon a connie in her native habitat do not talk to her about the weather.
she enjoys lady grey tea with unrefined sugar and consumes pho at least once a week.
often you will catch her laughing loudly with her head thrown back and her mouth wide open. feel free to join her in this merry activity.
rarely will you find connie lee without a hat on or her boat shoes.
ask her about her scars.
she will gladly teach you anything you'd like to know.
to pull a connie lee is to stop saying something in the middle of saying it with no intention of finishing the statement.
"yeah, that's what i a was thinking, too. how bout we go for the black cause the blue is a little"
"what. . . .?"
"what?"
"dude, you just pulled a connie lee"