Console Faggot

When you don't understand the superiority of PC games.

You console faggot, you

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Console players

Every sentence must contain the n-word
The peak of human evolution is what they are if the nigga does not work they will call their hacker friend and hack you

Chad :
Yo dude why didn’t you kill him ya nigga
Abi:
The fuck you mean nigga
Chad:
The fuck you say to me you little shit nigga
Console players are the peak of human evolution

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game console

a computer designed specifically for playing video games.
uses compact discs as of late 1990s - currently.
some people try to compare wii to ps3/xbox 360 just because of graphics and they have no fucking life.
can sometimes be a timesuck.

yay i just got my new game console

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consolation bias

Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.

*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person

"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person

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console-a-date

When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.

So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".

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console fanboy

1. A Person who loves a particular game console soo much he will argue extensively the dominance of the particular game console with out the correct information. Generally a pale faced young teenage boy who is frustrated over the fact that his friend has a better console than himself.

2. A person who preferes game consoles over PC's. Again usually a pale faced frustrated young teenage boy who cant afford a decent PC.

Steve - "Your such a console fanboy"
Mark - "Shut up! PS2's are soo much better than XBOX's"
Steve - "XBOX's have better graphics, smoother gameplay, two extra controller ports (sorry Chris you cant play), hard drive that will take a hell of a long time to fill and superb online capabilities"
Mark - "erm.. well PS2's have a button that turns on its side when you stand it up"

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Consolation Prize

A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.

She's just the consolation prize. I'm the REAL indian dream.

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