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National convenience store day

a day of appreciation for all convenience stores and employees of said stores.

"hey, what day is it?" "it's 7/11" "Oh! well happy national convenience store day

by TGRaven July 11, 2021


TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

by EllisJ September 8, 2021

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Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

by SuperSamboy May 30, 2020


Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.

"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"

by RockCat89 April 9, 2024


Convenient sexual

An individual who's sexuality is convenient depending on what they need.

Nicole usually likes women, but she's a convenient sexual so she hooked up with a guy to get pregnant.

by JustKiddingFool August 19, 2018


Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021


Convenient Anatomy

Medically, when one's anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning.

In medical context: John Doe's incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scrotum.

by BriHartGuy July 4, 2013