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pussy so good it's out of this world
Dude that bitch let me fuck last night and she got that cosmic pussy!
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Someone who has a lot of the same interests and similar personality type. If you two were to bang it would be a cosmic event. You and your cosmic twin would be a great couple if you ever got together even though this would probably happen when you two are in your late 60s-early 70s
Gimli: "Yo, Aragorn and Arwen look so cute together!"
Legolas: " I know! They have so much in common too! They must be Cosmic Twins!"
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Cosmic love is when you love everything and everybody.
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When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.
I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie
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A Discord Server, worshiping dank memer. With over a million dank memer channels, you’ll never run out of them. Otherwise just a typical grinding server. Fun fact, it used to be a “scary” Area 51 lego game discord server.
Did you hear? That Area 51 lego game’s discord server was re-maked and named to Cosmic Memers
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Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie
He’s that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking
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mongerian equivalent of Plato, only fictionalized. originated in the publication of "Patriarchy: The Case of the Gent". In character, he was able to see the complex inner-workings of the universe to which the human or mind's eye could not ever see; was known for his trademark pigtails and purple, cessated, sparkle-covered genitalia; today, is known in the traditional folktale "Supra", where he would hover the earths atmosphere on the tail of a comet, waiving at passerbys in cold, frigid nights once every 200 years in mid-December; his original maiden name was "Elyipshunweisre Blanuk" in "Patriarchy"
generally told to children that "If you are caught playing with your genitalia outside, Cosmic Christ will strike them away with lightning", in order to deter children from enjoying pleasurable sexual experiences outside at too young an age, similar to, por ejemplo, "The Boogie Man" or "The Toothfairy"; simply a fictional character used as a scare tactic.
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