Cracka

A word that makes a black person sound smart when they're talking about a group of white people that owned slaves (such as the British, in particular slave owning British families and not all British families), but makes a black person sound ignorant and retarded when talking about a group of white people that never would have owned slaves hundreds of years ago.

Ike thought he was a badass, so he called the Polish guy, the Albanian guy, and the Russian guy a cracka because he called every white person a cracker, based on principle. He must've thought he knew everything about every group (or assumed everybody but him was an innocent bystander in life) without even knowing these folks.

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Cracka-Cola

Mountain Dew. The deep south's favorite carbonated soft-drink. At some convenience stores, it can be cheaper than water. While "crackas" in the northern US prefer Coca-Cola, crackas living below the mason dixon like Cracka-Cola best.

"Hey Butch, pass me a Cracka-Cola! My mouth's 'bout as dry as a Texan salt flat!"

"Cracka-Cola, official drink of the common cracker"

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Black cracka

A black man who eats tons of hamburgers a per day and is super obese like a typical white American. A typical job of a black cracka is moderating discord because of his weight.

Mike is a black cracka. He sits on his laptop and moderates discord while eating hamburgers.

Cracka please

When a white man says something another white man finds preposterous, the incredulous white man looks askance & exclaims, "Cracka please!"

Ted: "Lynrd Skynrd was much better than the Allman Brothers."

Stan: "Cracka please!"

cracker incredulous preposterous disbelief unbelievable

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cracka jacked

getting car jacked by a white person

i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me

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graham cracka

A person of unknown origin, who is the color of a graham cracker. Mostly white, but not 100% white. Maybe a little black, maybe a little hispanic or maybe a little asian mixed wth predominantly white. A little darker than a "cracka".

Chris wasn't white, maybe high-yellow, but more like a graham cracka.

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cracka lackin

A phrase used as an exclamtion of joy. Derived from a term used by Blacks when they were happy that there were no White people, or 'Crackas' present; hence, Cracka lacking.

Synonym: Cool

'Madagascar' waz fackin' CRACKA LACKIN!!!

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