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A verbal expression of surprise in response to unexpected and particularly bizarre events and /or circumstances. The term is loosely interchangeable with "holy crap" or "holy shit" but not synonymous. Instead, "holy cray" specifically pertains to unusual circumstances usually brought about by one or more persons suffering from mental instability and/or severe intoxication leading to dangerous, yet incredibly entertaining actions in the presence of a public audience.
"Holy crap dude! That frat guy just drank a whole can of his own piss thinking it was beer! We even told him but he's too fucked up to listen or care."
drinker of urine then proceeds to make out with some chick at the tailgate before forcefully purging the contents of his stomach in a projectile fashion onto this female. The said female doesn't seem to mind, but in fact, appears to enjoy the taste and sensation of the mixture of bile, half digested food, and re-ingested urine, covering her head to toe.. The two continue to hook up in spite of these events, and things escalate to an unsightly degree.
"HOLY CRAY dude!!! That girl is disgustingly insane! She cray cray."
When something is just too darn crazy, you say it is just "cray cray fo shay shay"
Can you believe she didn't take advantage of free breakfast at work? She is cray cray fo shay shay!
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james is cray
he also loves laura
me: james is cray
james: no im not
laura: ooooooooh i looooooove james
me: indeed
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1. n a discontinued entree item from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. menu consisting of crayfish baked in garlic butter and topped with mild monterey jack cheese (optional side of jasmine rice available). After its discontinuation, memorial tattoos became popular, esp. among southern hip-hop culture.
The way she bit that rag,
got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo of bubba cray,
I had to handle that.
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What grammar?
Cray grammar is the definition of "fucking terrible". Not even one sentence has proper grammar.
I can't believe he hasn't learned..
"I cant gone there if ive being there"
"I DIDINT HAD DONE THAT"
"OMFG U DONT UNDERTOOD ANY THING I SAY YOU AND YOU PRETENDING TO BEEN HAXED"
"I believe you're gonna learn a new launuage now."
"Mnpn why the fuck would you add a such rule like that."
"hes always in the pain in the butt"
"STOP BEING SUSPICOSUS"
"IM DIEING WITH THIS HOORBILE PICTURE X_X"
"Sersiouly when i block him he just goes to somebody else to let me unblock him"
"i didin't feel let mikos being in here"
"i already finshed quarantie'"
Oh my god.. Cray grammar!
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stupid people way of saying you crazy
MoJoe: Yo dude what's up?
SlowJoe: Nothin man. same ole same ole.
MoJoe: Yo dude you crayy!
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A state of disarray and disorder - the opposite of feng shui
His house was a complete mess, the feng shui was way off - it was feng cray.