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Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.
2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her
1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling
Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.
“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”
The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye
I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me
An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.
That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.
A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
the act of losing your fucking mind in any and everyway possible
"jay has a severe case of cranial insaineatosis."
"REALLY? HOW?"
"he saw a blue waffle"