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Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
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When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.
Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!
When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.
The most notorious move in all of Russian wrestling. Usually performed when one wrestler is on top of the other in a rear mount. Only the most skilled wrestler has even the slightest chance of escape. Once the maneuver has been successfully executed, the victor may stand up and cheer CREAM CHEESE !! Usually the crowd will as well.
Nickolai Volkoff had the Iron Sheik face down on the mat, with one boot on his spine. He stood up an shouted CREAM CHEESE ! Then he made the Shiek submit after performing the Russian Pretzel Lock.
(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.
Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.
(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.
Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.