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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 5, 2020

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Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024


illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins

Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."

by uranium enjoyer January 23, 2024


illiterate cretin

A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section

PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"

by uranium enjoyer February 5, 2024


Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019


Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 14, 2017


Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

by 0∅7 December 17, 2023