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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 5, 2020

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Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019


Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 14, 2017


Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

by 0โˆ…7 December 17, 2023


cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022


fascist fuck cretins

"Fascist fuck cretin" is a highly offensive and derogatory term. It likely combines "fascist," a term referring to someone who supports or enforces authoritarian, right-wing, and nationalist ideologies, with vulgar insults. The term "cretin" is an outdated and offensive term historically used to describe someone with a physical or mental disability, though it is now generally understood as a generic insult. Together, this phrase is meant to severely demean someone or an elitist group of corrupt individuals, suggesting they are not only politically reprehensible but also profoundly foolish or contemptible.

Look at those chemtrails in the sky and the glyphosate in our food! We can thank the likes of those elitist, fascist fuck cretins and their fugly fucking snouts. We can show our gratitude by stomping those wee little cockroaches like no tomorrow as they are nothing but mush up under my boots.

by AnonymousjomamaMS. July 6, 2024


Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024