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There are soulmates, you might think there friends… BUT THERE SOULMATES
Cris and Brianna are a good couple
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yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny
Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger
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hott little boy and vun loves to run him in the ass with his pecker
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The women's UFC Featherweight Champion of the world!
Cris Cyborg, "the baddest woman on the planet" is currently the best female fighter in the world. There is a problem here though. When I went to see her fight for the UFC Featherweight belt against Tonya E I had to naturally use the men's restroom. As i was standing there taking a piss Cris Cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and "she" took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored piss. I glanced down and saw that she had a rather large dick. It was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. It was by far the biggest penis I had ever seen. I think Cris might be a dude.
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Choreographer and former Mr. Jennifer Lopez. He was used, abused and then discarded by Miss/Mrs./Miss Lopez like an old toy.
He is half Filipino.
"Poor Cris Judd. He was so nice to Jennifer. Oh well, she changes men like she changes her underwear," said Lisa.
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Cried wolf is an expression that people use to when someone calls for help when it is not needed and will affect the people to believe that person when they really needed help.
Carrie: mom, I think that I don't belong here in this world and I want to kill myself
Mom: Sweetie, you've said this before and it never happened.
3 weeks later
*Carrie slit her wrists and bled to death in a bathtub.
Mom: I can't believed she killed herself, I should've listened to her, I should've got her helpcried after she cried wolf.
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Sounds one emits when/while being f***ed.
I couldn't even hear my damn T.V. over my next door neigbor's love cries.
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