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the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes
Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!
stuff between crushing and simping
do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping
Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?
The act of being a Simp, as well as a Cuck.
When you Simp over someone so hard, you let them fuck whoever they want.
Still giving them money even though they have someone else in their life.
Logan you're such a Crimp. You let the girl you love bang someone else, while you paid for condoms.
A safe space to stay in for a short time. Usually empty buildings or cars.
Ex: "I needed to crimp at my girlfriend's house because my mom and her boyfriend are too loud and I need to study for finals."
Ex: "If you ever need a place to crimp, I got your back."
A person who has no mental capacity to process their own thoughts and beliefs and blindly follow the things they are told by others.
A scum, degenerate, or generally bitchy or annoying person.
Random: kill all men
Me: you're a fucking crimp