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a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.
teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!
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The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style
Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!
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Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it
I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!
When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.
Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.
Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"
Guys: "Fuck you Terry."
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When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick
When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob
Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?
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When two people of opposite genders cross-dress simultaneously.
I was Peaches, and my girlfriend was Mario for Halloween--we were criss-cross dressing!
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