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Has an average penis length of a half meter
Sexy, big dick and hav the six pack
Girl 1: Cristiano has a big dick
A man who has a an average penis lenght of a half meter.
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
Cristiano: im sexy
Girl: I know
Cristianos are hot, good looking guy who are very athletic and smart. They are loyal ,funny and have a good sense of humor.
1: Omg that guy looks so good he looks like a Cristiano to me
2: Yes he has to be an Cristiano
A person with the name Cristiano is gay and has a big ego. They also commonly have small dicks and love gay interracial sex
A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.
Girl 1. Omg who was that guy? He's so hot
Girl 2. Oh him, he's Cristiano.
Girl 1. Of course he is.
The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.
Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.