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When one ejaculates in their pants at such a velocity that a large hole is made in the pants.
I crit when that femboy across the street beat my uncle with a pan
The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants
"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"
Short form for critical (critical condition). When someone is extremely high on a drug. Can be used to describe a stupid person, comparing them to that of an extremely intoxicated person.
originating in 2014 by Cloud 9
Person 1: I smoked 40 poppers today i’m crit
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.
When you cry and shit yourself at the same time.
He was so upset that all he could do was crit.
I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?
"Bro, have you seen all those E-boys on TikTok? Kinda CRIT, not gonna lie"
A crude way of saying “pubic hair”.
Jen’s little sister is turning into a rebel. Yesterday she called her classmate a “cooch crit”.