Nostalgia Critic

A man who was once an internet God. Now, an internet punchline.

A: "Hey you want to hear a Joke"
B: "Sure"
A: "The Nostalgia Critic"
B: (Laughs)

17👍 4👎

Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.

James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.

7👍 1👎

Critical Ops

A Skill Based FPS Game Created By Critical Force, It Has 2 Modes. Defuse And Deathmatch.
"Skill Based" YeahRight. A Lot Of Hackers Play This Game

somerandomnoob: Hey lets play critical ops
somerandompro: fk you imma play csgo

42👍 17👎

moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

16👍 3👎

critical acclaim

an awesome song by Avenged Sevenfold (a7x) that talks about how stupid americans can be.

Dude, critical acclaim is an awesome song.

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Critical Oversight

Noun.

1. Completely disregarding or overlooking something crucial that results in a catastrophic end.

Dude Man 1: How much gas is in your car?
Dude Man 2: Not enough to get to the gas station.
Dude Man 1: How much was left when you got in your car?
Dude Man 2: Didn't check.
Dude Man 1: Critical oversight. Dumbass

Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.

Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.