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A teacher sent from the darkest depths of hell. A stare that brings horror into your eyes and cheeks that resemble an old mans teste. Survivors of this teacher have reported only the most horrific stories to date.
oh no its Mrs Crosby
Heres a quick virtual tour of Crosby. First you’ll see a shit ton of disrespectful pedal bikers. Then you’ll see our prized possessions which come out to be the mine pits and meth! Looking for a pizzle? We got you! Just take a walk down smokers alley or through the pit road! Want some fake ass friends that are going to make you wish you had never been born? Crosbys got ya! Want people to start spreading rumors you’re on meth because you’re dating their ex? Well this is the place! Wanna be a cool kid? Hangout at the local park and see all the fuckboys revving their trucks up and sitting around judging every single person that comes in! Have you ever wanted to almost hit three tweakers and four pedal bikers with your car? Well just wait until 10:00pm and they’ll be all over the fucking streets usually wearing dark clothes so you cant even see them! Its like they want to get hit! Crosby also has a youth center where all the wanna be thugs and broke potheads go to steal food and start drama! Crosby has a little but of something for everyone so don’t you worry if you ever visit you can find anything you could ever need! Except a legitimate boyfriend/girlfriend.. Crosbys roads will have your shocks entirely ruined by the time you leave and none of the shops in town will fix it correctly and they will charge out the ass but at least you can say its “fixed”! Ever want to buy meth? Hit up some of the cops! Crosby, the town of nothing real except old mines and antique stores.
Shes from a town of meth, old lakes, and antique stores... Must be Crosby Minnesota!
The best player to touch the ice in the 21st century. His main hobbies are making the Philadelphia Flyers and your favorite team look like a little bitch. Everyone hates him because he’s better than anyone your team will ever have.
“Woah did you see that! Sidney Crosby just ended the Flyers playoff series for the 18th time in a row!”
when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.
She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.
Great MLB player who some jackass @ urbandictionary.com decided to hate on. Probably a Pirates fan who is mad that Crosby was a better rookie last year then Jason Bay.
Bobby Crosby will be an excellent player 10 years from now. Jason Bay will be retired.
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the best hockey player in the world, next to wayne gretsky. he scored the winning goal in the gold medal game against USA, in the Vancouver 2010 winter olympics. he is a canadian ice hockey player, and is very hot.
did you see that shot? well sidney crosby shot it.
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AMAZING hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins. He is cute, sexy, and seems like he would be great in bed. I have met him he is nice, kind and very loveable. He has all girls drooling over him.
hockey mom talking to another hockey mom: "your son is the next Sidney Crosby"
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