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(n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."
Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!
The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!
After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!
That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.
An overzealous Bikini waxer who causes bruising to the region.
Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!
I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.
When the material at the crotch of your jeans make a "clicking" noise when you walk.
It sounds like you keep letting out little farts when you walk.
No, it's crotch-click.
Oh.
From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.
See also: town bicycle
(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"
girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
The large space between the thumb and pointer finger.
Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.
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A dirty undercarriage on. A man or woman that has taken on some sort of vinegar like smell to it.
What is that smell? Grace hasn't showered in 2 days ...she got some crotch vinegar brewing.
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