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helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..

luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky

by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013

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skull crusher

1) A musical track that plays at such an incredible volume or contains great enough bass that the listener's cranial region is shattered and/or pulverized whilst blood, grey matter, and other assorted materials gush out of every fissure created by the initial shockwave.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.

1) As soon as Jimmy started playing that heavy-ass skull crusher shit through his airplane headphones his brains fucking spewed all over my goddamn shirt, so now I have to go out to Wal-Mart and buy a brand new one. But I think I'll keep the old one as a memento.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.

by Implying713 January 30, 2011

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skull crusher

A dick so girthy it cracks anyone whom tries to blow it

A gave that THOT a skull crusher yesterday

by Jew Daddy January 16, 2018

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diamond crusher

a gay man who has such a profficiency for taking it up the butt that he has the amazing ability to crush diamonds in his butthole

Gary is the ultimate bottom and such a diamond crusher.

by the croz December 22, 2008

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Box Crusher

Someone who is a master in the sack ... aka Mr. Chibani

Al is a real "box crusher"

by ctiffin January 21, 2009

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Dream Crusher

When someone doesnt like ur dream

TANNER STOCK IS A DREAM CRUSHER

by annalala August 5, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


dream crusher

When some gets your hopes up only for them to publically broken and humilatied.

Scott, the dream crusher, told the youth they had a chance against the staff team.

by #trueword January 30, 2015

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