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The length of time, usually between 15 minutes and 1 hour 42 minutes, it takes for a native of Miami, Florida to show up to any specific scheduled event, such as work.
Rico got fired from work because he was always running on Cuban Time!
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A sandwich consisting of a 1/4 lb of ham, a 1/4lb of roast pork, mustard, thinly sliced dill pickles and swiss cheese placed between a sliced cuban bread. The sandwich is then placed on a plancha, or hot press panini which toasts the outside of the sandwich and heats the ham and pork. It is served on a plate and is best chased with beer, or a batido de mamey,Mamey milkshake.
That gringo in the post above did not eat a true cuban sandwich.
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A mixture of semen and fecal matter.
After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.
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When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it behind the back of your ass so she can't get out.
So I made her to the cuban prisoner and she started choking.
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When you break into someone's house and steal all and only their food.
Yo Rob you want to go pull a cuban robbery on that waffle house?
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When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy
why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts
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It's bein' proud of ur Cuban heritage, not being afraid of showin it, wearin a T-Shit, a hat or somethin' that shows that u r truly Cuban.
Pitbull, admitin'in all of his videos nd songs that he's Cuban nd that he's proud of bein' one. Now that's cuban pride
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