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Cum

Cum has a few definitions... it can be a man's semen, a female's vaginal liquids, or, the act of orgasming. Cum is a warm, thick, whitish substance that tastes different depending on what you eat. For example, if a guy ate pineapple before a blowjob, it would taste very sweet, but if he ate something like Chinese food, look out.

1) Oh... I'm cumming...
2) He then squirted his warm load of cum right down my throat.

by Meghan January 1, 2005

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Cum

One who has total mastery over his/her/their/its sword.

It's the American equivalent to a Samurai.

"I am the cum of my sword.
I’ve forged my cum sword over the years to the point where it’s stronger than steel.
I am the cum of my sword, I am trained in nearly every form of combat in history.
I’ve become such a cum that I’ve faced off against the legendary Pißshitcoom III in a duel in the fabled Peepee Poopooshit canyon, and prevailed the victor.
He was a remarkable foe, one whom I respect dearly. His honor has been passed unto Pißshitcoom IV, and I’ve used his cum to strengthen my sword.
Until I meet the up-and-coming Pißshitcoom IV, I will be waiting patiently, working on my cum sword by watching gay hentai BDSM videos to produce liters of cum hourly, and designing my own cum armor.
They say cum has a certain ‘wisdom.’ Those who wield weapons made of cum shall be formidable and nearly unbeatable. I am truly grateful to have chosen to become a cumsmith in my youngin’ days, because since then I have become one of the greatest cumsmiths, to walk these lands.
Until we meet again, traveller. I’ll just be here jacking it and enhancing my equipment."
-Fluffy 2020

"I am the cum of my sword.
cum is my body, and cum is my blood.
I have created over a thousand cums.
Unknown to cum.
Nor known to cum.
Have withstood pain to create many cums.
Yet, those hands will never hold cum.
So as I pray, unlimited blade cums."
-Sunny 2020

by Fluffy nigga October 29, 2020

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Cum

Go to r/hornyjail you bastard

-_- get a life pal and stop searching shit like cum on here

by KingTheDedede February 22, 2021

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Cum

A sticky white spread around or inside of a women's vagina or a mans penis.

Bro, I fucked my girl so hard last night, I licked all of her nice juicy sticky 'cum'.

by Maria:) August 9, 2016

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Cum

A wonderful warm sticky substance that comes out of a dudes dick.

When I was sucking my boyfriends cock his cum got in my mouth.

by JT September 26, 2003

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Cum

Sperm; vulgular

I'm going to lick your cum!

by DarkKnight September 21, 2003

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Cum

white yummy baby elixir that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside

Cum on my face daddy

let me suck that cum out

DID YOU JUST FUCKING CUM INSIDE OF ME?!?!?! GREAT NOW I NEED TO DUCHE.

damn your cum is sweeter then usual.

im horny, give me that fucking cum papi

by I have a degree January 31, 2021

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