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Someone who realizes that the world is crap yet still holds true to their ideals, sense of honor, and optimism.
Guy 1: Why'd you give that homeless guy your change, he's just going to blow it on booze.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're probably right....but either way he'll be happy
Guy 1: God you are such a Romantic Cynic
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A drug involving cynicism and pirates.
Arrrr!-cynic, while potentially lethal, makes for some fun times.
The act of shoving a bottle rocket in your pee hole, and inserting it into a girl's vagina.
I just gave Scott a Cynical Sam.
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You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.
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A person who see things to be worse beyond all other views, over the top with sarcastic gloom and doom.
My glass is empty and half full of spit.
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A faultfinding pessimist who is always judging and not afraid to speak his mind and tell you that you suck.
Everything is a mess and will always be a mess - Daniel the Cynic