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chocolate-dandy

Slang term for an uptight homosexual males anus.

he ordered lobster, but he wouldn't even give up the chocolate-dandy.

by anthemarcose October 19, 2010


Mouth Dandy

50's slang for receiving a blow job.

Hey Hun, thanks for the swell martini. How about a terrific mouth dandy?

by GuppyUnit August 22, 2012


dandy lolly

A person who crushes up lollipops and snorts it to get a sugar rush causing them to act crazy and happy.

Yo I snorted a lot of crushed lollipops I feel like a dandy lolly.

by slowbucks December 2, 2016


Software Dandy

A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.

A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"

b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"

by Regis Bognor February 8, 2006


dandy pants

A person who is associated with the fancy, or often wears really fancy clothing.

"Hey Fred"
"Oh, Hi Mitch"
"Seems as though, you are enjoying your dandy pants"
"Why yes, they are of some fancy"

by Chet Overall February 2, 2005

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Hardware Dandy

Also known as an 'Overclocker'. These people spend vast amounts of cash on computer components, perspex computer cases, and silent fans. Typically a male persuit for those who don't own a car which they can customise. Their computer must be made to run, silently, quickly, lit up like a football stadium.

saddo dude: "Man dig this - when i flick the power button this babe runs so smooth and quiet you can hear a mouse farting in Bejing. Its got enough cooling power to freeze a whale's balls off, and it runs so fast that I've sorted out all the processing for S.E.T.I."

cool guy: "Have you got a girlfriend yet? Man, you Hardware Dandy types should get out more often"

by Regis Bognor February 8, 2006

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dandy slammed

Drunken sex outside during fireworks followed by a breakfast date. Bonus points if it's at Fourth of July.

After the picnic, I totally dandy slammed her. Good omelet, too.

by Adub74 November 23, 2014

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