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To spend excessive amounts of money for reasons unknown and not remotely necessary.
Aye man I was out there on my Dani today. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.
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*A slut.
*A witch with a capitol "B".
*A self-centered woman who neglects everything for her career and own personal agenda.
*A woman who thinks she is good looking, even though she resembles a man.
*A know-it-all.
"That mother is such a Dani...She gets home from work and neglects her children!"
"Look...That Dani is totally hitting on your man...He looks like he is going to bust out laughing or throw-up...Maybe both!!!!"
"You are such a Dani!"
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Dani is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He always has your back. He would rather make you have a good time than himself. He always helps you out when you need it. He's hilarious and just a kind guy.
Friend: Kill me.
Dani: Not unless you kill me first.
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A girl that is a fake bitch, fake friend, that wears glasses and Smells like burnt pussy but can squirt a mile away!
Person 1: dammmmn Dani, she squirted so far it hit a door bell
Person 2: dammmmnn I know her!! she a fake bitch too!!
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A quiet but mean Jew who hates everyone. She steals away one's friends by pussy-whipping them into a clingy relationship, and then you never get to see them again. Also she's French.
Yesac: Hey was Laehcim at that party last night?
Ttam: No... he was making out with Dani...
Nevets: Hey are we having band practice at Laehcim's house?
Ttam: No he has other plans... involving Dani.
Regor: Man what happened to Laechim... he used to be cool!
Ttam: Dani happened. That's what.
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A Dani is a rare creature, often found playing Minecraft or watching anime in the darkness of her room
She is so incredibly swag and a natural born catgirl
Dani's are also great lovers of cereal, pancakes, and garlic bread
She told me to say that she hasn't seen the sun in about 7 weeks
Person 1: what was that meowing noise?
Person 2: oh that was just Dani
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