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Walk Like Daryl.
Do the survivor's walk. Strut about like Daryl from The Walking Dead. The walk should suggest an aire of freedom - that maybe you don't own a car - don't want to, nor a peddle bike - but you might own a motorcycle and a crossbow.
Me: Did you get an eyeball at Daisy's friend?
Alter ego: I saw her go up Main and down Chapel with a Walk like Daryl.
Listening in Dude: so what are you doing to keep fit during Covid?
Me: A Walk Like Daryl.
Walk Like Daryl.
Do the survivor's walk. Strut about like Daryl from The Walking Dead. The walk should suggest an aire of freedom - that maybe you don't own a car - don't want to, nor a peddle bike - but you might own a motorcycle and a crossbow.
Me: Did you get an eyeball at Daisy's friend?
Alter ego: I saw her go up Main and down Chapel with a Walk like Daryl.
Listening in Dude: so what are you doing to keep fit during Covid?
Me: A Walk Like Daryl.
A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:
1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.
2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.
3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.
4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.
5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."
Cool guy who people like to tease because he doesnt ever speak up for himself.
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noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "Go Daryl on your ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain
If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.
If I don't get my way, I'm going to go Daryl on your ass.
A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5
minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car
Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers
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means if you do it you like Daryl
Daryl is a gay kid that lives in Rockhampton
catch the ball for Daryl
touch it for Daryl
do it for Daryl
suck it for Daryl