1-800-choke-dat-hoe

Tyler Perry's way of saying that a female needs to stop being rude and ignorant to her man

i need to cal 1-800-choke-dat-hoe on her bro.

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Super Mario Dat Hoe!

When you get high off shrooms, steal an ugly muthafuckas bitch & fuck her up her pipes.

Dude 1 " I can't believe that fat spikey bastard is touching up Tamika Peaches blud...shes like a princess in my eyes ''

Dude 2 " Ya know what fam, take some shrooms & go fuck up that fat bastard ''

Dude 1 " Yeah man I might just do that....''

*3 Hours later*

Dude 2 " So did ya buss that fat nigga up? ''

Dude 1 " Straight up fam, I super mario'ed dat hoe too ''

Dude 2 " No way! You fucked her up her batty!? ''

Dude 1 " Skeen blud ''

Dude 2 " Argh...gimme firms blud you a G now! ''

Yeah..Super Mario Dat Hoe!!!

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DDH (drag dat hoe)

To drag dat hoe

this is DDH (drag dat hoe) we drag y’all females stop playing

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Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.

Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!

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do the heisman on dat hoe

when offensive player Larodequs Smith puts his hand in defensive player Patrick Harvard's face causing him to fall on his head giving him a neck

whoa look at Larodequs he just did do the heisman on dat hoe

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crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape

I got sharney to crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe.

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