Swapping data

To exchange genetic material/DNA with another, typically in the form of bodily fluids through an erotic act.

Sorry I didn't get you back bruh, was swapping data with that THOT.

Data digger

A person who always asks to switch on wireless hotspot upon meeting.

Hi Kevin what's up?

I'm good dude can you switch on hotspot?

What a data digger

data rape

Using a persons data without consent.. aka fucking them over by misusing their personal data in a way that was not consensual. Often accomplished with droofies (see droofies).

You: "WTF Facebook!?!"

Friend: "What ?"

You: "All I remember is last night I went to bed and no one could see my personal info on my facebook profile, and then this morning I woke and everyone could see my birthdate, social security number, credit card info .. AND my asshole hurts."

Friend: "Dude.. you must have been data raped by Facebook. I bet they slipped you a droofie."

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Data Scientist

A desperate attempt to make "statistician" sound sexy.

Girl: What do you work with?
Statistician: I'm a data scientist
Statistician: Eh, ok.. See you later right?

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dream data

Information that is placed into somebodies subconcious during the time of a dream. This information is acknowledged and accepted by the person dreaming where in reality someone would normally question it.

Guy1: Dude! in my dream me and my girlfriend were attacking this demon guy and omg it was just so unreal.
Guy2: but dude, you don't have a girlfriend.
Guy1: yeah, I know.
Guy2: well, wtf then?, don't you find that kind of strange?.
Guy1: nah dude, it was the dream data you can't deny that shit.

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ROMA Data

A common military term which is applied when someone asks a stupid question that deserves a stupid answer. ROMA stands for "right out my ass" - the source for the data that is shared to answer the stupid question.

Question: What is the average casualty rate for domesticated animals during your bombing campaigns?

Answer: Well, the ROMA data suggests that there is approximately a 30% casualty rate.

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Data plan

A thing that doesn't let you watch YouTube or check Instagram at all because your on a family share plan and you only get a gig, or you have really slow service and one website uses up like half your data

I can't check any of my posts because of my stupid data plan!!!

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