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Used as sarcasm in place of obviously
person1: the sky is blue
person2: Err Dave!
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To scavenge food off a friend or to pick at leftover food that someone has left on their plate.
"Dave are you daving at my left over pizza"
"Man, I totally Daved the shit out of Jaime's Curry"
"I think I'll go down to the kitchen and do a spot of daving...I hear Ian has just finished a roast dinner"
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Taking a shit.
From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'
Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'
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n. A man who is better at seducing and/or has a larger wang than other men.
Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock!
Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.
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the name given to someone who is no longer sober enough to be called by their real name.
yo man, you were so Daved last night!
Yo, fuck you daaave
I'm gettin Daved tonighttt
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verb: to Dave
definition: to accidentally injure a part of ones body or ones surroundings in a ridiculous manner regularly
Person 1: 'Did he hurt himself again?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, he Daved his wrist when he Daved a chair when he sat on it and it collapsed'
Person 1: 'Wasn't it about this time last year that he Daved his ankle on a trampoline in the park on a night out?'
Person 2: 'Nah, about this time 2 years ago'
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When you have an annoying female constantly in your ear and you want to get rid of that chick, you pass her on to Dave and she'll never bother you again. You will feel free and as for that chick..........see "Poor Life Decisions"
"I have the perfect solution to deal with that chick that's been bothering you! All you need to do is DAVE IT"
"Dave it! Dave it good"
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