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daddy devito is a sexy beast who can take your girl in a second
i am terrifide of daddy devito what if he steals my girl
This Danny devito cardboard cutout is form hobo bros
Guy:Danny devito cardboard cutout is epic
Son: the fuck
Person 1: Look at this picture of Danny Devito
Person 2: Cums
danny devito is daddy
'hey did you hear about danny devito?' 'yeah hes daddy' 'on god 🙏😈😈'
danny devito is god because why not
'did you hear about danny devito' 'yes he is so very hot' 'yes' 'yes.'
the most beautiful man to ever live!! he's amazing in every way and some consider him to be God, which is pretty accurate
guy 1: "i just watched 'The Hitman's Bodyguard' !! Ryan Reynolds is so cool"
guy 2 : "Yea but have you seen 'Twins', 'The Lorax', or Disney's 'Hercules'? that's where Danny DeVito's at."
guy 1: *starts crying happy tears , chanting Danny's praises and bowing to the sun*
guy 2: *joins guy 1*
Jesus 2.0, as in the embodiment of god, but better.