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MY BIRTHDAY (also national rage day)
Friend: Happy Birthday!
Me: FUCK THE FUCK OFF BITCH
Friend: Wait I was just saying happy birthday!
Me: December 16 is also national rage day
National get a boyfriend/girlfriend day! You have to go to your crush or anyone and ask them to date you! If not, slap them! This is the only day of the year that possibilities are through the roof of getting a boyfriend/girlfriend!
Hey Emma, it’s December 16. Be my girlfriend.
Today is National give a boy a blowy day
So grab a dude and give him a blowy
Girl “hey did u know December 16 is national give a blowy day”
Guy oh bet
The day where you ask for your boyfriends or your crushes hoodie
Girl: hey can I have ur hoodie
Boy: why??
Girl: ITS DECEMBER 16!!!!!!!
The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.
Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.
Nation take your friends virginity day. Doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a girl.
Boy: Can I take your virginity?
Girl: Sure, why the sudden ask?
Boy: Its December 16