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on this day you are all to scream HAPPY ELLA DAY at 11am.
“HAPPY ELLA DAY!”- december 19
guy 1- hey imma go fuck that blonde
guy 2- why?
guy 1-bc it’s december 19
National Jasper said the N word day, hard R and everything. Racist piece of shit.
“You fucking n*****” -Jasper, December 19
National throw bananas at your family day
mom: why are you throwing bananas at me?
me: because its December 19, national throw bananas at your family day
if you are born on this day, you are really nice and smart.
girl: yo whens ur birthday
new classmate: december 19, why?
girl: lets be friends
national post your girlfriend day
Mike: “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Jake: “Yeah, why?”
Mike: “It’s national post your girlfriend day today since it’s december 19 and you didn’t post her!”
Jake: “Oh okay, I will right now.”