Deck

To punch someone lights out, hurt them or to defeat them or to warn someone to say duck!

Deck I said it 😏! Your mother jokes? Your ugly jokes? Your fat jokes? Your a hoe jokes? Your a retard jokes? Come on surprise me 😬😃👊

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deck

A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.

A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.

A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.

A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.

One half of "Ant & Dec" - two gay celebrity nobodies with annoying "geordie" accents that no-one can understand. Can only find work on third rate TV productions, usually involving animals or small children with whom they like to fiddle.

A turntable for playing records.

Useful when coming under fire, as a order.

"Hit the Deck"

Dec: "Wye-aye Ant, luv ya man"
Ant: "Wye-aye Dec, luv ya man too"
viewers: Fuck off queer boys <change channel>

(added to Denny Tang's definition - thanks)

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decked

To say a car is decked is to point out the fact that the car is extremely low off the ground.

Man that car was decked.

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deck

(adj.) cool, hip, or trendy, what's in right now

man i was listening to cobra starship last night no one really knows who they are yet but man they're deck

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deck

The upper surface of a cloud.

The plane climbed and went into the deck.

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Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

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Deck

1: an action that inflicts physical pain
2: a passion-filled kiss.

1: Last night I totally decked him when he called me a slut.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.

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