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When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu
I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some deja splooge before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.
When someone shows you a video on YouTube that you've already seen.
"Hey man, I wanna show you "Cat walks in circles!"
*3 1/2 minutes later*
"Already saw it, severe Deja-vuTube..."
When you could have sworn you've seen a pair of boobs before
oh, deja boobs!
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The feeling you heard this bullshit before
X- Hey Sam, we need to talk...
Sam- Ohh shit... Deja Moo...
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The feeling that you’ve danced to that kind of music before
Mary: Thanks Slim, your music takes me back to the days of night clubs and crazy nights.
Jane: OMG!! You’re so right Mary, This mix really is a Deja Groove
Slim: Thanks Jane, pleasure is mine.
Thank you Mary
Noun: The feeling that one has previously forgotten the same information again being encountered.
I had a profound feeling of deja huh when I tried to remember her name, and I know that I used to know it!
The instance of feeling that you have been somewhere before or met a certain person, only to realize that you were black-out drunk at the time.
Eddie: "I think I've been here before...this looks familiar."
Steve: "Dude, when would you have been in a strip mall in Tijuana?"
Eddie: "I think on my birthday."
Steve: "Ohh, you must have deja booze."