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He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.
A sexy person and a hot person who will get all dem girls due to their heroicism
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Look at that Derek go
HE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER GAMER PUSSY SLAYER SEX HAVER 100. HE PLAYS DARK SOULS AND HAS A RETARD COUSIN NAMED RYAN. JK BUT NOT REALLY LMAOO. HE IS SEX AND HAS SEX. he is badass and owner of violus. people around him think poop is funny despite IT BEING VERY FUNNY.
I'm a derek, (another word for badass)
A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.
"That's so Derek..."
Non-Athletic
Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."
Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
Did you get ahold of Derek?
No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.
The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you
Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10
Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*