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Derk

Amazing and beautyful person.

Derk has a big penis

by Jaxcks December 24, 2016


Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.

Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!

by TracySwoosh123 April 4, 2016


DERK

DiCK JERK

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DERK

by Tammaur May 22, 2018


Derk

A fist bump with your thumb up.

Blake - “Derk it up bruh!”
Cody - “Derk it up!”

by codykomo November 28, 2018


Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 30, 2017


Derked On

The act of beating someone catastrophically in a game (most commonly sword fighting).

Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m so much better than you bruv. Get derked on
Guy 2: “Oh no, I’ve been derked on.”

by Rusty Dave April 7, 2021


derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 6, 2024