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The worst possible place to be.
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I'm sure that's not true, but it makes for entertaining conversations.
"So you're in a Turkish prison? Well, at least it's not Detroit."
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1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border. These people are known as "Smart" and "Still breathing" and are often scorned upon by Detroit citizens for their devilish good looks and lack of bullets lodged in their spine.
2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts. The road out of there for instance.
3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live. The lack of stab wounds and teenage wife however is a dead giveaway.
4.Best water in the world. A great comfort for kids there when they get lung cancer at age 6.
1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but since I like, you know, not bleeding for 12 or so gunshot wounds, I think that won't change.
2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas. Bring your own barbed wire and gun towers though.
3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
'Detroiter': Westland
Random Person 1: Where?
'Detroiter': Detroit...
Random Person 1: Liar. You're 13 and not pregnent yet!
4.Have you ever had Detroit water? Really, take off that oxygen mask and try some, son!
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A common phrase used as an excuse for secret masturbation.
"sorry man, I'm going to Detroit"
"oh, sorry I missed your call, I was in Detroit
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A giant cesspool, crime-infested, wasteland, decaying, toilet of a city.
Detroit is sooooooo fuckin' disgusting, I'd rather spend time in a toilet!
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place where Royce Da 5'9 is from who is the best fuckin rapper ever.
if u go to detroit listen to royce da 5'9, its good shit
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An underrated city located in Michigan, USA. With a historical background in the auto industry, Detroit has companies producing for automobile assembly. Detroit is the greatest place in the world for urban exploration because of the large amount of abandoned buildings. Abandoned automobile factories, schools, theaters, and skyscrapers to name just a few make up the selection of buildings available for urban exploration.
The Ambassador bridge connects Detroit to Windsor, Canada where every 19 year old from the United States celebrates their birthday to drink legally.
Human 1: Hey man, were going down to Detroit for some urban exploring you want to come?
Human 2: No, I don't want to go to the Dirty D today.
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A city in Michigan. Population is under 1 million, but metro area has around 5 million. The city itself is pathetic and is hardly on the rebound. Put it this way, Hard Rock Cafe built in Beirut before building in Detroit. It was the automobile capital of the world, but many companies have left the city.
Nicknames include:
Arsenal of Democracy
Motown
Motor City
Murder Capital
Hockeytown
Grit-town
City of Industry
Automobile Capital of the Wolrd
Shittiest city in the states
Cradle of Punk Rock
Home of Rock and Roll
No examples to be given. One must experience the city itself.
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