A blond (real or artificially colored), white girl, blanquita, snowflake who loves to party, doesn't pay for any drinks, and love to purchase expensive things. She love to name drop her merchandise and is rarely sober for an entire week. She is fun to be around and reckless with her lips! There is never a dull moment when Diana steps into club! You defiantly know when Diana is around!
Yo, who you came with?
Friend replies, Diana, but i don't know where she is.
Wait, I see her, she's by the bar, looks like some old dude is buying her a drink.
Damn, she works fast
blanquita snowflake whitegirl
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Mawmaw is a duddy head butthead face poopy pants
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You know how people say Diana's are all angels? That stuff is a bunch of bullshit. Diana's are brats that care only about themselves.
Person 1: Who is that bitch?
Person 2: Oh that's just Diana.
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Diana is an incredibly toxic and mentally unstable person. Anyone who has to go through the trouble of being her friend comes out of the experience with serious trust issues. She might seem shy and clingy, but in reality she's incredibly weird in a bad way, rude, and spoiled. She'll push her insecurities onto you. She follows trends but has no unique sense of style or anything that makes her stand outβ she's incredibly impulsive. She's also very unattractive, and incredibly disproportionate.
"Who was that ugly girl who threw her phone at someone?"
"Oh that's just Diana."
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Comes in clutch helping you with your homework,BUT does not help you on the quiz. Makes a big deal out of everything but still a good friend. Makes fun of you when you are trying to help
Person #1: I need help on the homework
Person #2: ask Diana for help but don't count on her help for the quiz
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An amazing person who hates everyone
I wish I could be more like Diana
Ya sheβs so iconic, cool yet mean
Ex: April ludgate
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1) A person who traps puppies under chairlegs, breaks windows with bowling pins, gets freaky monster-rashes on her wrist, is able to tan while wearing jeans, is worshipped by bugs (but not flies), eats mashed potatoes with peanut butter, and is more awesome than you.
2) The act of texting from 193820 different phone numbers.
"Hey dude, did you see Diana?"
"You mean that weird girl laying in the grass over there even though it's not sunny? Yeah, she's still there."
"Yo, did she text you?"
"She's totally Diana-ing me.. but i don't care, 'cause they make me happy."
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