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Suck a dick day is taken place on the 26th of may
Get on your knees and suck on suck a dick day
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Basically everyday. We don’t like peyton. He’s a dick.
What’s today?
Peytons a dick day!
What about tomorrow?
Peytons a dick day again!!
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every 26th of each month , girls grabbing boys dicks
hey .. today is grab dick day so , you trying to do somebody later at my place ..?
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What uneducated bafoons want to participate in because they feel like they are resistant to a punch to the head.
Sommer: Hello Tony did you hear about Kick dick day? It's so fun!
Tony: Yeah it's sick! why would anyone do that? you know that you could permanently damage someone by doing th-
Sommer *Tries to kick dick, but misses and hits balls*
Tony: *beheads her*
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Kick dick days are on the 4th and the 17th of October on this day you can kick anyone’s dick
Yay it kick dick days I’m going to go kick my boyfriends dick
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December 12th of every year is National Dick Day go grab dick
Is it national dick day because he grabbed my dick
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National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.
Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”
Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆