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98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.
Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then
When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.
Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!
The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm
Destringing dick cheese
Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.
A person with a lot of dick cheese, and eats it.
Wow, that's some scrumptious dick cheese mcgee, Devin.
Thanks, Jim.
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When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.
"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."
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When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.
Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
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When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.