When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.
"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"
The pubic hair at the tip of the male genitalia.
Often unkept, much like a weed
I saw him come out of the shower and he had so much dickweed
leftover pee droplets on your dick
not completely shaking the dew off your lily will leave dickweeds in your u-trou
A guy with an unreasonably large, throbbing hot cock.
“woah, look at the meat on that guy. Total dickweed”
the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs
that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here
When you put weed on your dick, and smoke it through the hole
Hey Man, did you use that dickweed last night?